Judas

NO she is not a traitor, she just fancied the man who played him in the show Jesus Christ Superstar, and gave him a kiss on the cheek.  She is an uncertain person, who is a long time friend of my wife.  They both worked at the same company a while back and became very close, so close in fact when my wife sneezed, Judas who was at the other end of the office would send private messages saying Bless you.  Yep she is silly.
So why is she on my friends page if she is my wife's friend?  Well that's quite simple, because she wants to kill me.
What...... Oh I have been informed she no longer wants to kill me, just wind me up, call me names and generally take the piss.  Actually that is a good question, why have I got her in my friends page?...... Well the truth is I am just as bad back to her, and do all the same things back, we insult each other, take the piss and have a good laugh, but I have been informed she can take me down in one move if I cross the line, but that's nothing I can take her down with a chocolate minstrel, and I did many moons ago.  The rest of the truth is she is no longer my wife's friend, she is our friend, she was also our bridesmaid at our wedding, and complained that it was cold.  I pointed out that she choose the style of dress (the one in the silver) which we had made for her, and she also knew we wanted pictures taken outside, and most of all she knew the wedding was on December 6th in England and it would be COLD.  Hmmm tough luck there Judey.  Yes I know I have been a little harsh to her, but if I was nice she would be really shocked and confused.  She is a great friend, and we will continue to insult each other till the end of time, mainly because it confuses other people around us.